Monday 23 July 2012

MOVIE REVIEW: The Dark Knight Rises



(Note: there are going to be some mild spoilers here so if you haven't yet see The Dark Knight Rises go and see it, then come back).


When the lights dim just before a movie starts, I'll often wonder how I'll feel when the final credits roll. Elated? Relieved? Disappointed? Enraged?


After the Avengers post-credit sequence, I actually cheered. Yes, cheered. So did a few other people in the audience. I wanted to watch it again. I was annoyed that there wasn't another Avengers movie right now.


To put it bluntly, The Dark Knight Rises is no Avengers. It isn't The Dark Knight and to be honest isn't even really Batman Begins. Despite how much I wanted it to be the best of the three, it is the weakest of Christopher Nolan's trilogy. There just isn't that sense of depth, purpose, and gravitas that the other two have. The story is oddly put together and unfortunately the movie itself isn't strong enough for that to be overlooked.


First, the good. Anne Hathaway is fan-freaking-tastic. I had always shrugged when I saw an Anne Hathaway movie because I found her playing the same characters - the flawed, inherently-good-but-out-of-place character (see The Devil Wears Prada or The Princess Diaries). They don't once mention 'Catwoman' in the movie but the icons are there - the suit, the ears, and the mannerisms. She's channelling more Lee Meriwether than Michelle Pfeiffer and does a great job of bringing back the girl power aspect of the role (as opposed to Batman Returns, where Selina Kyle was a crazy cat lady who went psycho).


Also, Gary Oldman is brilliant as Commissioner Gordon. I loved how the events of The Dark Knight reverberate throughout this movie, with Gordon haunted by the guilt of blaming Two Face's crime spree on Batman. More on that later.


What didn't work? Well, like a partygoer watching someone walk in wearing an outfit that four sizes too small for them, I was wondering if Rises was going to talk about the elephant in the room. You know, The Joker. I was disappointed that despite that character causing untold chaos in Gotham and turning Batman into public enemy number one, he doesn't receive a mention, or even an off-handed comment (Joss Whedon did a great job of that with Natalie Portman's character in Avengers). I know that this was probably a mark of respect from Nolan to Heath Ledger but at least some reference would have provided closure on the character.


Also, Bane (who was the character in name only, really) just wasn't as interesting as either Ledger's Joker or even Liam Neeson's Ra's al Ghul. Bane does what Bane has been leading up to do ever since it was announced he was going to be in the movie, thus kicking off the titular rise of the Dark Knight.


Which leads me into something I alluded to earlier - the structure of the story is a bit messy and unfortunately the movie isn't good enough to cover it up (see Inception). The story opens eight years after the events of The Dark Knight. Batman has been M.I.A. over that time and the first hour of the movie focuses on Bruce Wayne rediscovering Batman. Which makes it all a bit odd when Bane does his thing and we find ourselves following Bruce Wayne as he rediscovers Batman, again. What the hell was I just watching for the last hour, then? There have been a few complaints that the movie was a bit too long and I wonder how much of that is due to the fact that it has, in effect, a false start.


I also found it a bit odd (not in a bad way, just odd) that Nolan seems to throw in a whole lot of nods to the source material that he was going out of his way to avoid with the last two, including something obvious with Joseph Gordon-Levitt's character that anyone familiar with the mythos could see coming a mile off.


All in all, the movie was okay. No, that's unfair. It was good. I wanted it to be fantastic, I wanted Rises to be Nolan's magnum opus but it comes off being all the more disappointing because it just doesn't rise to the challenge. Go and see it, by all means, just don't expect any cheering at the end.

Wednesday 11 July 2012

The thing that really grinds my gears

People at the gym who don't put their weights away when they're done. If you're strong enough to pick it up, you're strong enough to put it back. It seems that being so lazy that you can't put things back is the very antithesis of what you're doing at the gym in the first place.

Even worse is when they leave weights in a big pile, or put dumbbells back in the wrong order. Do those two *look* like they go together? THEN WHY ARE YOU PUTTING THEM TOGETHER?

On religion

So, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise huh?

Now all eyes are on Scientology and just how crazy those Scientologists are. Is it though? Have a read of the Wikipedia entry here, then compare it to the Christian creation story of omnipotent and omniscient being creating the Universe in seven days. Does Scientology just push that crazy boundary a bit too far that opens it up to mockery?

Quite possibly the best thing you'll see today


"Before I had any right to dismiss the Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga was."
I think that pretty much speaks for itself. Check out Reasoning with Vampires here.





Tuesday 10 July 2012

Tuesday musings

So, as pretty much every one of my Facebook friends will know, the flat was broken into on Friday night.


Well, 'broken into' is probably a bit of a misnomer. One of the flatmates had left lounge door (which faces the road) unlocked and the thieving little so-and-so's had walked in, taken an XBox, Kinect Sensor, games, and the laptop that I had left on the kitchen table before I went out. 


Understandably, I was upset. First at myself for leaving the laptop out on the kitchen table, and then at the flatmate for leaving the door unlocked, and obviously at the people who stole our stuff. However the fact is that they walked in when people were home and would have been in and out in less than a few minutes. They grabbed the recognisable things (laptop, console, games, etc) and left a router that was sitting in the lounge.


Immediately the flatmates were up in arms - two of them went out and tried to track the perpetrators down, boasting about what they would do if they managed to find them (the punishment would not have fitted the crime, by the way) and they returned an hour later, dejected and empty handed. I must admit I was a bit disappointed.


It made me think a bit more about security. Ideally we would like to be able to keep doors unlocked when we're not at home but depending on where you live this sort of reality is sadly a thing of the past. Even then, when I was living in St Mary's Bay I had a car broken into at night literally metres away from my bedroom window.


So is more security the answer? Does more security make us more secure? One of my flatmates was talking with the Policeman who came to dust for fingerprints and suggested the answer was to make things impossible for thieves.


With all due respect to him, that's the same tactic used by the MPAA and the RIAA to stop pirates, and a fat lot of good that it's done so far. There is an analogy there, and it's where I'm conflicted. My usual response to the corporate heavies is just to accept that piracy happens and just to work around it. Could I say the same thing to my flatmate? How would I feel if someone had said the equivalent of 'shit happens' to me after my laptop was stolen? 


The problem with more security is that it has to go down sometime. Alarms and security systems are normally switched off when people are at home; and talking it over with a friend of mine from South Africa, thieves are upping the ante as well, waiting for people to come home and turn off the security system then using threats of violence to get what they want. It's like the argument against giving the Police bigger guns - the criminals just get even bigger ones.


Personally, I'd rather not live in that kind of environment. I think I'm at peace with the notion of accepting that people will take things regardless of what we do and as long as we do everything we can that should be enough.


Am I the only one who feels like this? Am I being a softie bleeding heart liberal?

Goodnight, Kiwis


This is a spider that disguises itself as a ladybug.

That is all.

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Monday 9 July 2012

Signs of internet overuse of the day


Sorry, what?

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Teatime


Epic X-Wing beard is epic.

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Like a boss of the day




Australian hip hop artist Bilal Beydoun raps his order in 30 seconds, then surprisingly leaves without food.


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Afternoon tea



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Lunchtime


Need a bit more anticipation for The Dark Knight Rises? Here you go.

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Morning tea

dating fails - Dating Fails: Drink and Be Merry!

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Omnicorp promotion of the day


As part of a promotion of the Robocop reboot coming next year, a viral movie promoting Omnicorp products has been released. Included is a quick look at the new ED-209.

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I, for one, etc



Darius, the world's largest bunny, measures over 1.2 metres long and weighs just north of 20kgs. Darius' owner, Annette Edwards from Dorcheste, suggests that he could grow even more.


Darius tours with his own bodyguard and is insured for USD 1.6 million.


ALL HAIL GIGANTO-BUNNY.


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Good morning, Daisy Basham

Try it! It really works!

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Midnight snack

Ionosphere

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Sunday 8 July 2012

Goodnight, internet



Whoopsie.

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Posed question of the day

If George Lucas Had Planned Out Star Wars - Image 11

Dorkly asks that age-old geek question: what if George Lucas had actually planned out Star Wars?

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My waffles have not failed!


The folks over at Bad Lip Reading give us Jeff, Who Lives at Home.

PSA of the day


Saved! Thanks to The Joy of Tech!

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Teatime


Ben Champion performs a song about autocorrect.

(NSFW, swears)

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Alexander McQueen homage of the day


50,000 Gummi Bears. 

Worth. Every. One.

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Sneezing kitten of the day


Sneezing Panda, kitteh edition.

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Sunday Review: Ironique, Mt Eden

448 Mt Eden Road, Auckland City


A couple of disclaimers before I get into the substance of the review. First, one of my dear friends, Fred, works at Ironique and it was initially for that reason alone that I went there last weekend. Secondly, I went there last weekend so this review is a little late, but I did take copious notes.


The first thing that hit me about Ironique was how busy the place was. I found myself secretly wishing the party of two would order so that I could make sure I had a table for brunch. The seating at the front is a bit intimate but there is plenty of room at the back of the cafe and a courtyard which is split into covered and uncovered sections. 


[digression: for some reason autocorrect wanted to change 'cafe' into 'chafe']


The second thing that hit me was the decor. The cafe features iron and metal knick-knacks throughout, including in the bathroom. Having a theme and featuring it throughout isn't necessary, so it's nice when a place goes the extra mile. 


Fred had recommended the mushrooms, but being contrary I decided to go for the baked beans. I also ordered a latte (because I'm back in Auckland and that's what I drink, so there) and, not dissimilar to a falcon pouncing on a small mammal, found a table near the courtyard door.


Looking around I saw a number of groups who must use Ironique for their regular coffee catch ups. From the scraps of conversation that I couldn't help but eavesdrop on, the cafe has a good amount of regular business and returning customers, which is always a good sign. 


I should take the time to point out the one thing that distracted from the otherwise good vibe of the place - the fact that the door to the courtyard was left open by both staff and customers alike as they went through. I, for one, can't stand doors that are left open unless they are supposed to be left open and so I closed it almost every time it was left open. Given Auckland's recent cold snap it's amazing how quickly the cold can get in. It can be a bit of a pain for people to close doors every time they open them (we're not all like the aliens from X-Com) but for people sitting  at or near the door it can make a big difference.


My latte arrived first, and a bit of a wait is understandable when a) the place is as busy as it is; and b) it's this good. It also came with an extra - Fred had included a Samoan expletive. As far as coffee art goes, this is gold.


Partway through my coffee my brunch arrived; baked beans, chorizo, ciabatta and poached eggs. Okay, I can take or leave beans generally but these were fantastic for one simple reason: they bake their own beans instead of tipping them out of a can. It's extra effort on their part but it makes so much difference to the overall taste of the dish. The eggs were just runny enough and the chorizo had a good amount of heat. I got the distinct impression that this was a cafe that cared about what goes in front of its customers. 


There is also a good amount of food on display at the counter if nothing on the menu takes your fancy. I've had only the carrot cake so far and if you're partial to it, you won't be disappointed.


One more thing: I was asked once if my meal was okay. This is probably the most appropriate number of times to be asked that question, if at all. One of my pet dislikes about eating out is when you're asked that question several times during the meal - it's almost as if the chef and waiter pin their entire self worth on your satisfaction and need constant validation (a la Monty Python's Dirty Fork sketch). It's worse when it's asked just as you've taken a bite and you feel you have to hastily swallow so you can answer. 


It's good to see that people moved around tables quickly, didn't hover, and gave you just 
enough attention to let you know they were there but not so much that you felt like how those voice actors at Armageddon must feel when they just want to eat their lunch in peace.


Yes one of my friends works there but I genuinely enjoyed eating at Ironique. From the number of regulars there, so do a lot of others.

Travel insurance story of the day


New Zealander Sean Kenzie was travelling by motorbike while on holiday in Phuket, Thailand - a method of transport favoured by locals and tourists alike. Next thing he knew he was in hospital requiring extensive surgery to save his life, and more before he would be able to travel back to New Zealand. A taxi had rear-ended the motorcycle he was riding, causing him to crash. Sean suffered a split liver, two punctured lungs, and broken ribs.


Like any prudent traveller, Sean had taken out a "full coverage" travel insurance policy, only to find that medical expenses caused by motorbike accidents were not covered and had to be insured separately. Sean maintains that this was not explained to him at the time that he purchased the policy and that he was assured that he had obtained "full coverage", according to the words used to sell the policy. 


As a result, Sean is liable for over NZD 20,000.00 for medical expenses to cover the life saving surgery and the further procedure required to fix his jaw and allow him to come home.


A Facebook campaign to raise money had collected $2,500.00 so far. Further donations can be made to Nadine Mouritsen’s (Sean's girlfriend) New Zealand bank account with ANZ Bank (Account number: 11-6401-0087968-47), and through Jemma Tangohau’s Australian bank account with ANZ Bank (BSB: 014688; Account number: 454421766). 


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Farewell, arteries




I present the 'Merica Burger.
“100 percent ground bacon plus thick-cut bacon, a sunny-side-up egg, our new ‘bacon island’ dressing, all topped with bacon cheddar cheese.”
What *is* bacon cheddar cheese?


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Lunchtime links



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Happy Sundog!



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Musical number of the day


Reactions to Fifty Shades of Grey, in musical format, by AVbyte.

This happens all the time


Nikki Minaj songs. All the time.

Saturday 7 July 2012

Look at this interrupting cat of the day




Suddenly, a FRIENDLY CAT appears!


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Brunchtime


Personally, I didn't think anyone could make Game of Thrones better.

I was wrong.

(GoT season 1 spoilers)

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Happy Caturday!


This isn't the cat we deserve, but the cat we need right now.

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Midnight snack

hijinksensue:

New Shirt Design! Here’s my idea for a “Grammar Dalek” shirt based on this comic.


Beware the Grammar Dalek!

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Friday 6 July 2012

Sleepytime


OMGTHATFACE

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Wintery puns of the day


In honour of the low temperatures this week, I present YouTuber Fr0ZenFiSH's compilation of Mr Freeze puns from Batman & Robin.

This video is rather... cool.

Friday night cocktail

Stoli Salted Karamel Vodka

Salted caramel vodka.

I'll say it again: salted caramel vodka.

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Sherlock Holmes Doctor Who bouquet of the day


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TGIF

Look at this air-conditioned dog of the day


Rowdy the Yorkipoo loves the air conditioner.

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Annual QWOP Games of the day

QWOP IRL

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Afternoon tea

A man drinks liquor straight from a bottle. Photo: Shutterstock.com, all rights reserved.

A study in the August edition of School Health suggests that alcohol, not marijuana, could be the gateway to harder drugs.

Assistant Professor Adam Barry is reported as saying:
“By delaying the onset of alcohol initiation, rates of both licit substance abuse like tobacco and illicit substance use like marijuana and other drugs will be positively affected, and they’ll hopefully go down,”
The findings back up a 2010 study in the medical journal Lancet, which listed alcohol as the most dangerous drug of all, and that harms to others were almost double those of the second most harmful drug, heroin.


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How to of the day


And this is how you serve absinthe.


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Morning tea


[dhd]

Instructional video of the day


There are many ways to land your Cessna 180.

This is not one of them.

[vs]

Good morning, Daisy Basham


Midnight snack


Ah yup, pretty usual makeup tuto-WHAT THE HELL

[hp]

Thursday 5 July 2012

Goodnight, internet


I think the question you should ask yourself is: why wouldn't you want this miniature Bat-Signal?


Street Fighter Facebook of the day


Higgs Boson of the day

What Today's Higgs Boson Discovery Really Means

So have we discovered the elusive "God Particle" or not?

The short answer is yes. The long answer is kinda. CERN Director General Rolf Heuer put it this way: "As a layman, I think we have it", which is pretty much as unequivocal as CERN gets.

What has been discovered is something that is 99.9% likely to be a new particle (the first such discovery in decades), which has properties that are consistent with the Higgs. However given the amount of data that is still to be collected, such as whether the spin value of the particle is 0, which is a fundamental property of the theoretical particle.

In addition, if this turns out to be a Higgs, it doesn't mean it's the Higgs that they've been looking for. 

This is definitely the beginning of the story rather than the end.

[io9]


Afternoon tea


Look at this patient cat of the day


Kitteh is planning your untimely demise.

Lunchtime links



Good morning, intenets


Happy Fourth of July, Americans!

Because it is now the Fourth of July in America, which is why I didn't say this yesterday.

Wednesday 4 July 2012

Goodnight, internets

Oh Wow

Tyra Banks Syndrome of the day


There are people who suffer from this debilitating illness every day. Your donation will help them try to live normal lives.

OMG I once had this friend who suffered from an illness like that, he-oh.

MMO preview of the day


IGN has a look through Funcom's latest MMO.

Teatime

right lane must right left


[dpaf]

Look at this swimming cat of the day


JUST LOOK AT HIM AND HIS SWIMMING.

Christopher Nolan's James Bond of the day


YouTuber DCMarvel asks what if Christopher Nolan made James Bond?

What have you done today of the day


Meet Tanishq Abraham. At age four he was accepted into MENSA and now at age eight he is about to start college. Eventually he would like to design a faster-than-light rocket.

Tanishq is part of an ongoing series called Prodigies from ThinkrTV.

Lunchtime


PSA of the day: how to learn your Gmail keyboard shortcuts, thanks to CNET Australia.

Morning teatime

Recreating iconic images of the day


David Eger, a Canadian teacher, has recreated iconic photographs using figures of Clone Troopers and other Star Wars characters.

This project, titled 'Cloned Photos' is a sequel to another project, '365 Days of Clones'.

Dancing panda of the day


This won't end well.

Good morning, intertubes


Your morning is not complete without this picture of Ronald Reagan riding a Velociraptor. 

[sis]

Midnight snack



[fcg]

Tuesday 3 July 2012

Sleep tight


Or at least try to. Turn the volume up on this one; it's worth it.



Tournament of Nerds of the day


Pop culture icons debate each other in a battle to decide superiority. First up, John McClane vs Captain America.


(NSFW, swears)


[nerdist]

Teatime

News Feed History of the World: June 2012 - Image 1

The World's Facebook Newsfeed for June 2012, courtesy of Collegehumor.

Facebook icons of the day

Facebook has introduced same-sex marriage icons, a year and a half after providing for same-sex marriage announcements.

Now we just need to talk about those privacy settings...

[tms]


Supercut of the day


From Dragonball Z. That's a whole lotta Kakarot.


[supercut]

Daily Bugle headline of the day

I Think the Daily Bugle Is a Little Biased - Image 1

Chewsday of the day


Happy Chewsday! It's new.


Chocolate chip cookies? Yeah, you've been doing it wrong all along. Here's the right way, thanks to the people at CHOW.

Stupid people of the day



Need a debit card? The twitter account @NeedADebitCard collects pictures of debit cards posted in public - only some of them blurred - and tweets them.

Sorry, ATM skimmers, you're officially redundant.

Death Tweet of the day

Death Tweet


Lunchtime links

i love a good dump - truck

[dpaf]

Hot dog exposition of the day


[bite]

Good morning, intertubes


[sis]

Monday 2 July 2012

Goodnight, everybody


I miss shows like this.

Recap of the day



Tea(party)time


The Onion warns that although the Tea Party movement has disappeared for now, it could be back.