Quite possibly the best thing you'll see today

"Before I had any right to dismiss the Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga was."

I think that pretty much speaks for itself. Check out Reasoning with Vampires here.