Monday, 23 July 2012

MOVIE REVIEW: The Dark Knight Rises



(Note: there are going to be some mild spoilers here so if you haven't yet see The Dark Knight Rises go and see it, then come back).


When the lights dim just before a movie starts, I'll often wonder how I'll feel when the final credits roll. Elated? Relieved? Disappointed? Enraged?


After the Avengers post-credit sequence, I actually cheered. Yes, cheered. So did a few other people in the audience. I wanted to watch it again. I was annoyed that there wasn't another Avengers movie right now.


To put it bluntly, The Dark Knight Rises is no Avengers. It isn't The Dark Knight and to be honest isn't even really Batman Begins. Despite how much I wanted it to be the best of the three, it is the weakest of Christopher Nolan's trilogy. There just isn't that sense of depth, purpose, and gravitas that the other two have. The story is oddly put together and unfortunately the movie itself isn't strong enough for that to be overlooked.


First, the good. Anne Hathaway is fan-freaking-tastic. I had always shrugged when I saw an Anne Hathaway movie because I found her playing the same characters - the flawed, inherently-good-but-out-of-place character (see The Devil Wears Prada or The Princess Diaries). They don't once mention 'Catwoman' in the movie but the icons are there - the suit, the ears, and the mannerisms. She's channelling more Lee Meriwether than Michelle Pfeiffer and does a great job of bringing back the girl power aspect of the role (as opposed to Batman Returns, where Selina Kyle was a crazy cat lady who went psycho).


Also, Gary Oldman is brilliant as Commissioner Gordon. I loved how the events of The Dark Knight reverberate throughout this movie, with Gordon haunted by the guilt of blaming Two Face's crime spree on Batman. More on that later.


What didn't work? Well, like a partygoer watching someone walk in wearing an outfit that four sizes too small for them, I was wondering if Rises was going to talk about the elephant in the room. You know, The Joker. I was disappointed that despite that character causing untold chaos in Gotham and turning Batman into public enemy number one, he doesn't receive a mention, or even an off-handed comment (Joss Whedon did a great job of that with Natalie Portman's character in Avengers). I know that this was probably a mark of respect from Nolan to Heath Ledger but at least some reference would have provided closure on the character.


Also, Bane (who was the character in name only, really) just wasn't as interesting as either Ledger's Joker or even Liam Neeson's Ra's al Ghul. Bane does what Bane has been leading up to do ever since it was announced he was going to be in the movie, thus kicking off the titular rise of the Dark Knight.


Which leads me into something I alluded to earlier - the structure of the story is a bit messy and unfortunately the movie isn't good enough to cover it up (see Inception). The story opens eight years after the events of The Dark Knight. Batman has been M.I.A. over that time and the first hour of the movie focuses on Bruce Wayne rediscovering Batman. Which makes it all a bit odd when Bane does his thing and we find ourselves following Bruce Wayne as he rediscovers Batman, again. What the hell was I just watching for the last hour, then? There have been a few complaints that the movie was a bit too long and I wonder how much of that is due to the fact that it has, in effect, a false start.


I also found it a bit odd (not in a bad way, just odd) that Nolan seems to throw in a whole lot of nods to the source material that he was going out of his way to avoid with the last two, including something obvious with Joseph Gordon-Levitt's character that anyone familiar with the mythos could see coming a mile off.


All in all, the movie was okay. No, that's unfair. It was good. I wanted it to be fantastic, I wanted Rises to be Nolan's magnum opus but it comes off being all the more disappointing because it just doesn't rise to the challenge. Go and see it, by all means, just don't expect any cheering at the end.

Wednesday, 11 July 2012

The thing that really grinds my gears

People at the gym who don't put their weights away when they're done. If you're strong enough to pick it up, you're strong enough to put it back. It seems that being so lazy that you can't put things back is the very antithesis of what you're doing at the gym in the first place.

Even worse is when they leave weights in a big pile, or put dumbbells back in the wrong order. Do those two *look* like they go together? THEN WHY ARE YOU PUTTING THEM TOGETHER?

On religion

So, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise huh?

Now all eyes are on Scientology and just how crazy those Scientologists are. Is it though? Have a read of the Wikipedia entry here, then compare it to the Christian creation story of omnipotent and omniscient being creating the Universe in seven days. Does Scientology just push that crazy boundary a bit too far that opens it up to mockery?

Quite possibly the best thing you'll see today


"Before I had any right to dismiss the Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga was."
I think that pretty much speaks for itself. Check out Reasoning with Vampires here.





Tuesday, 10 July 2012

Tuesday musings

So, as pretty much every one of my Facebook friends will know, the flat was broken into on Friday night.


Well, 'broken into' is probably a bit of a misnomer. One of the flatmates had left lounge door (which faces the road) unlocked and the thieving little so-and-so's had walked in, taken an XBox, Kinect Sensor, games, and the laptop that I had left on the kitchen table before I went out. 


Understandably, I was upset. First at myself for leaving the laptop out on the kitchen table, and then at the flatmate for leaving the door unlocked, and obviously at the people who stole our stuff. However the fact is that they walked in when people were home and would have been in and out in less than a few minutes. They grabbed the recognisable things (laptop, console, games, etc) and left a router that was sitting in the lounge.


Immediately the flatmates were up in arms - two of them went out and tried to track the perpetrators down, boasting about what they would do if they managed to find them (the punishment would not have fitted the crime, by the way) and they returned an hour later, dejected and empty handed. I must admit I was a bit disappointed.


It made me think a bit more about security. Ideally we would like to be able to keep doors unlocked when we're not at home but depending on where you live this sort of reality is sadly a thing of the past. Even then, when I was living in St Mary's Bay I had a car broken into at night literally metres away from my bedroom window.


So is more security the answer? Does more security make us more secure? One of my flatmates was talking with the Policeman who came to dust for fingerprints and suggested the answer was to make things impossible for thieves.


With all due respect to him, that's the same tactic used by the MPAA and the RIAA to stop pirates, and a fat lot of good that it's done so far. There is an analogy there, and it's where I'm conflicted. My usual response to the corporate heavies is just to accept that piracy happens and just to work around it. Could I say the same thing to my flatmate? How would I feel if someone had said the equivalent of 'shit happens' to me after my laptop was stolen? 


The problem with more security is that it has to go down sometime. Alarms and security systems are normally switched off when people are at home; and talking it over with a friend of mine from South Africa, thieves are upping the ante as well, waiting for people to come home and turn off the security system then using threats of violence to get what they want. It's like the argument against giving the Police bigger guns - the criminals just get even bigger ones.


Personally, I'd rather not live in that kind of environment. I think I'm at peace with the notion of accepting that people will take things regardless of what we do and as long as we do everything we can that should be enough.


Am I the only one who feels like this? Am I being a softie bleeding heart liberal?

Goodnight, Kiwis


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