Well if you gotta go...

The fossilsed remains of turtles mid-coitus were recently unearthed in Germany.

Researchers think the turtles had initiated sex in the surface waters of the lake that once existed on the site, and were then overcome as they sank through deeper layers made toxic by the release of volcanic gases.

[bbc]

Morning tea

After she was spotted patrolling a UK factory floor, Millie the Bengal cat was promoted to security guard, protecting some of the most popular children's toys.

It's reported she doesn't mind the long hours and is paid in fish and cat food.

[source: metrouk]

For your morning viewing, here is Stephen Fry bottle feeding a baby rhino.

Because, that's why.